Public Service Announcement

 

I'd like to say just a few words about wearing masks. 

Now, when you wear a pair of jeans, let's say, for sake of argument, you don't stick your head through one leg hole, and one arm through the other. No. If you put jeans on this way, you're not really wearing jeans, are you? Because your underpants are showing. You put your legs in the leg holes, one at a time, please, and then zip 'em up. Easy peezy. 

And so, I submit, is wearing a mask to protect yourselves and others from exposure to floating pathogens. But of course, you have to PUT IT ON PROPERLY. 

Thank you.