This is our mascot, Roboguy. He hung out for a long while on the corner of 18th and Oak, just down the street from the Busy Bee Cafe, until he decided to come over and be my blog muse. Roboguy is not powered by AI, but instead has a genetically modified chipmunk brain installed in his stainless steel cranial cavity. The host chipmunk's name was Colin. While Roboguy was originally designed to be an efficient, high-tech killing machine, part of Colin's psyche was apparently retained in the brain transfer, leading, ultimately, to Roboguy's problematic and ofttimes dysfunctional, people-pleasing behavior.
Happy to meet you, Roboguy!
ReplyDeleteFascinating. I never would have imagined that chipmunk brains were geared towards dysfunctional people-pleasing tendencies, but you learn new things every day. -DJ
ReplyDeleteDistant relative of Chip and Dale, perhaps.
DeleteI don't know why my URL is always invalid. I knew Roboguy was just going through a phase and is back to killing comments. Geoff
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