Once while under the influence of cheap beer in a crowded bar one Friday night I bumped into a very tall lady. I said something stupid, like, "wow, you're as tall as I am." She looked down at me disdainfully and said, "I'm TALLER than you," to which I replied, "yeah, but I know Karate," which was a mistake because she really was taller than me and I really didn't know Karate.
Hi... it's Hetty.. Fact or fiction, this story is very funny!
ReplyDeleteHi, Hetty. Thanks. Yes, it's true, but it didn't end badly because my friends dragged me out the door. Dang I can't even comment as myself on my own blog. It's me, Roy.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of something at Burning Man 10 or 15 years ago. I found myself at a watering hole chatting with two tall athletic blonde, Burning-Man-attired German women who were each a couple of inches taller than me. Being about 6 ft, I find such women fascinating. Of course, you know where that went. Nowhere.
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