Not so Novel an Idea

f you ever took Psych 101 in college, then you were exposed to all those "studies" that revealed one thing or another about human nature, or maybe we should say human behavior, (depending,) and at the time we weren't holding them to too high a scientific standard, but just sort of sucked it all in, as if they were strangely pertinent Von Daniken works, or Yogic revelations, or even the horoscope section below the funnies, (despite the disclaimer that it was presented purely for its entertainment value and held no scientific basis in fact.) I remember a lot of them and dredge them out once in awhile, more or less as I am reminded of them, like old jokes.

There was the one about the Irish railway workers who of course drank beer all the time while working, or at the very least at noon, and the owners wanted to know, OK, just how many cups of beer can you drink before the beer stops making you work better, and starts making you work worse. Was it seven.  Eight?  Lo and behold, they were shocked to find that productivity dropped off after the very first beer!  Oops.

Similarly, college students who were routinely cramming for tests the following morning might want to know the same thing about how coffee consumption affected fact retention. The results of that study were a little more generous, for "they" found that memory retention and cognitive abilities increased as coffee was consumed, but only up to about seven cups, where things started to drop off. Believe me, some of us were just as dismayed about that result as were the Irish rail workers and their study. It is probably noteworthy that the subjects of the coffee test were college students--the same people who could drink beer and get progressively drunk over the course of an entire evening before the crash--I will always suspect we would have done better on that beer test even though the benchmark may have been how many spikes can you sledge hammer into a railroad tie per minute.

What does it all mean? They didn't teach us that, but I wonder if in the case of these two studies, one or the other of them holds the key to writing novels.

You know, maybe.