Well, there's 107 minutes and 47 seconds I'll never get back.
Long, boring, childish, frenetic teleprompter reading, followed by slow, off-script, bloody, gratuitously gory descriptions of heroic acts, some schoolyard name-calling, a smattering of vaguely defined policy, sorry I just can't I mean a hockey goalie got the biggest applause in which Trump basked like a kitten in a sunbeam, gameshowesque recognitions of a whole bunch of white people, half an audience hooting and whistling to signal their allegiance. It was the state of our union.
OK. And now it's Wednesday.